After standing in line so my daughters could get their picture taken with Pocahontas, I decided, what the hell.
"What's your name?" she asked. I hadn't expected that.
I have to hand it to those character actresses. I didn't really expect her to be visibly creeped out, but I did expect that she would show some sign of ironic self-awareness. But no: she played the whole 20 second interaction straight up, in character, didn't miss a beat.
*Are you kidding? That's the kind of answer that only occurs to me a day later.