An Alex Goot original, directed by Kurt Schneider:
I’m a sucker for this stuff.
The coffee incident reminded me of the time a girl came up and stood next to me at one of those coffee prep stands with holes in the countertop for trash. I proceeded to open a sugar packet . . . and pour the contents into the trash.
This wasn’t a bad opener actually, considering I got a giggle and a question about my caffeine dependency. But I had no follow-up, mumbling something noncommittal and shuffling away.