GenX needs to stop sucking.

Pardon me while I rant for a bit.

It should be hard enough being single without having to deal with this.

Hi I’m Brooke and I harass the right-wing men in my inbox with nonsense until they no longer wish to ‘date’ me. 😉 I do not know these men, and my messages don’t come from dating apps. They come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative. Read more about me in my introduction post.

Several points:

The fake Bible stories are objectively funny, granted. The troll is even funny at some level. I recall Amy Schumer having a bit like this back in 2015: engage guys on Tinder with a hot pic (not hers, obviously) and see how obnoxious/evil you can be before they lose interest. It's a clever content generator, tbh; we guys will put up with a lot more than we should.

It's less funny in this instance. Or rather, the appeal of the content is more narrow: if your idea of a joke is to "harrass right-wing men", it's only going to be funny to your fellow leftists. YMMV.

But the point of this post isn't really Leftists Be Evil Part MMXXVI. We already knew that. I direct this post to those circulating this content on Female Eva Facebook:

Do you really not know anyone who is single and not wanting to be? I have single (male) friends, and I was single myself just long enough to know how much that sucks. It sucks to try and try and keep getting rejected, and I get that it sucks worse now than back in "my day" when is sucked d@mned hard enough. And I'm here to put my hand on your shoulder and say: keep at it. The only promise I make is that the payoff is worth it.

(And before you start, I also get that single women face the inverse problem: to much attention from the wrong men expressed in the wrong way. And were I the kind of person to have this kind of relationship with you, I would put my hand on your shoulder and say: keep at it. The payoff is worth it.)

But that's not what Female Eva Facebook is actually doing. What they are doing is preemptively shaming men trying their best with words like "Pew Predator". First of all, no, that guy that approaches you in church isn't actually a predator (probably). And second, do you seriously not get that, just as the suck of getting rejected is the path to marriage and family for a man, the suck of badly executed approaches is the path to marriage and family for a woman?

And third: you fellow early-GenX'ers, as a class, suck. You, who benefitted from an open job market in your youth, became in middle-age the DEI enforcers of the last decade. You, who got to enjoy your majority White schools in your youth, now in middle age champion foreign invasion in the name of "compassion". You, who like me probably met your spouse in Sunday school, have already destroyed singles-branded Sunday school and are now hard at work mopping up the stragglers.

Repent and atone. You can start by ceasing your sh!tposting of leftish talking points. You can then, I dunno, maybe host a dinner party for some of your married couple friends and, coincidently, some single men from church and also single women from church. No guarantees, but at least you're setting the stage for something far more beneficial to the future of the church and Christendom itself than whatever it is you think you're currently doing.